Lanterna Verde – O Filme (que não existe)

O ano era 2011. A esperança era ver na tela grande o meu herói favorito sendo retratado pela primeira vez. Mas não foi bem isso que aconteceu…

Foi uma decepção, do começo ao fim do filme. Ver o herói que possui a arma mais poderosa do universo sendo retratado de forma ridicula e com uma roupa feita em computação grafica barata e mal utilizada, foi uma das piores decepções da minha vida. Eu aceitei a escolha do Ryan Reinolds para o papel de Hal Jordan, ele tinha o necessario pra fazer um bom Hal: canastrão, mulherengo e meio foda-se pras regras. Eu gostei muito do Mark Strong como Thaal Sinestro e a maioria dos lanternas extraterrestres ficaram bem feitos. Mas aquele roteiro, aquele Hector Hammond e aquela Carol Ferris, pelos Guardiões do Universo, que merda! Isso sem falar nos ANÕES AZUIS (vulgo Guardiões do Universo) GIGANTES e no Paralax de fumaça (reaproveitado de Quarteto Fantastico e o Surfista Prateado). Gente, sério, foi uma bosta completa. Assistam o nosso vídeo e se corroam de ódio.

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